Some of you may have noticed that those two little oiks of horror have been having a "fued" over social media, from trying to out do each other in the comment section of my news item about their upcoming books, to their silly little interview over at my mates Wagging the Fox, right up to their pathetic attempt at being street with a rap battle that ended up being ore like an outtake of the Chuckle Brothers.
Hawkins and Power, or Barry and Paul, as I will refer to you pair from now on (I'll let you two fight it out as to which one is which), do you really think we fell for your silly little game? Do you really think that we didn't notice that this was all a poorly thought out attempt to drum up interest in your book? I may look like an idiot, but I'm at least two grades away from being a total idiot.
QUIT IT OUT NOW!! Stop this nonsense and just get on with it. Otherwise Don Mcleod will send CthElla to show you the errors of your ways.