Here is an exclusive guide written by Travis Bradberry, author of Zombie novel Cryonic. The article offers an insight into How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse in Five Easy Steps. From location to weapons, this is the only survival guide you’ll ever need – that is, if you’re not lucky enough to have Rick Grimes as your companion.
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse in Five Easy Steps
1) Pick a good location
Like real estate, location is everything to surviving never-ending zombie hordes. Many great sounding locations are ultimately traps. If it has one door (a bank vault, and RV) then your security will be you demise once there are more zombies outside than you can fight through. If it’s small and lacks visibility (a farm house) then it doesn’t matter how many doors you have because you can still get surrounded. The best location? A brick office building of about four stories. Most have fewer windows to board up than a house, a great, high vantage point, and multiples exits and floors through which to maneuver in a hasty effort.
2) Pick good weapons
As appealing as that AK-47 looks on television, you won’t be able to shoot it with enough accuracy to get the head shots needed to survive. Same with a handgun. Doesn’t hurt to have it but if you think you can just kill shot your way through a dozen zombies you’ll be mistaken (and devoured). A handheld weapon that yields kill shots and is easy to swing (like a sword, machete, or crowbar) is your best friend.
3) Pick good company
You know that friend of yours that’s a little too into weapons and survival? He’s the first person you should seek out in an apocalypse. Your mUm, your best friend, and your little brother are going to make sentimental decisions that will get you killed. Pick people that are crazy enough to make logical decisions with no remorse. Then get on their good side.
4) Have a water source
A lack of water will kill you much faster than a lack of food, and most anything (think bugs) becomes food when you really need it. But there’s no substitute for fresh water, and you’ll drink up an entire grocery store’s (which come to think of it might make a good location for #1) worth in time. If there isn’t a fresh water source near your hideout, you better find another hideout.
5) Stay away from people you don’t know
They are the only thing that will kill you faster than zombies or a lack of water. Once the excrement hits the proverbial fan, the only people you can trust (most of the time) are people you know. Most people you don’t know will kill you to get the great stuff you’ve accumulated in steps 1-4. Rick learnt this lesson the hard way when he encountered the cannibalistic survivors at The Terminus.
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
I normally hate these sort of things as you can never cover everything out there, but here is my traditional Halloween reads. These are the books that for me capture the spirit of Halloween, they aren't just any old horror book, they have to have a proper Halloween collection, these are the books that I always return to every October. Read on to find out what books get The Ginger Nuts of Horror Halloween seal of approval.
Please feel free to leave a comment about any of your favourite Halloween reads.
Some of you may have noticed that those two little oiks of horror have been having a "fued" over social media, from trying to out do each other in the comment section of my news item about their upcoming books, to their silly little interview over at my mates Wagging the Fox, right up to their pathetic attempt at being street with a rap battle that ended up being ore like an outtake of the Chuckle Brothers.
Hawkins and Power, or Barry and Paul, as I will refer to you pair from now on (I'll let you two fight it out as to which one is which), do you really think we fell for your silly little game? Do you really think that we didn't notice that this was all a poorly thought out attempt to drum up interest in your book? I may look like an idiot, but I'm at least two grades away from being a total idiot.
QUIT IT OUT NOW!! Stop this nonsense and just get on with it. Otherwise Don Mcleod will send CthElla to show you the errors of your ways.
It seems like every time I turn around, someone in the horror community feels entitled to something, spends his or her time badmouthing other horror authors or reviewers, or is generally being an asshole. Like others, I find myself tiring of the constant drivel that spews out of people’s fingers as they hide behind the anonymity and isolation of their computer screens. Although I could name some of those people, I don’t want to give them the satisfaction of having someone speak their names, especially on a site as well-known as this one. You all know who they are and they don’t deserve the attention.
The times are a changing, or at least that what Bob your uncle said in that song. He was probably not that far wrong, the times are indeed changing with regards to to the relationship between writers, reviewers and the love 'em or hate 'em giant bookseller Amazon.
Amazon have made a number of changes to the way it handles the relationship with reviewers and writers. Some of it is heavy handed, some of it is plain bonkers, but some of it in my opinion is for the best. I'll try and take you through these changes from my point of view and my understanding of the new way in which Amazon will deal with this relationship.
I like to think I’m an easy-going person. In fact, I pride myself on being laid back. Very few things annoy me enough for me to kick off over them. I feel personally offended if someone tells me that they don’t like The Walking Dead. I feel perplexed if anyone turns their nose up at a delicious piece of cheese. I will furrow my brow in utter confusion when someone puts a tea bag on the side and lets it leak everywhere instead of putting it in the bin, especially if the bin is right next to them. I feel a mixture of emotions at all manner of things, but rarely irritation. But with all that said, I take horror seriously and there are just some things that boil my blood enough to make me want to rip someone’s face off.
Although I'm sure most of us working in the horror arena will have heard of most of the small presses listed below (in many cases, you might even have heard of all of them, even been published a few), I think it's worth giving them some extra exposure through the hallowed site that is Ginger Nuts.
In many of these cases, they are tiny outfits run by people who are writers themselves, but their size (or lack thereof) in no way diminishes their quality, or the enthusiasm and professionalism they bring to their releases. In many respects, I find they easily give the bigger publishers a run for their money, from production standards through to calibre of writers and stories.
Small presses are often the starting place for most of us who have a desire to write and be published, and without them, I truly believe most of us would struggle to get our stories an audience. So, for this article, I'm going to list a few presses I feel deserve wider attention because I've read and enjoyed some of their releases, and/or because I know many of the writers, editors and publishers involved.